In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries,
Vajpayee and Nawaz Sharif decided to visit each other's country
regularly.
The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Sharif showed him
Pakistan's modern Telecommunication systems. It was so good that
Vajpayee made a call to Rajiv Gandhi in hell and talked to him for 5
minutes. The bill for the call came to only Re.1.
When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication
systems to be at the best when Nawaz Sharif visited India. Suitable
arrangements were made.
Sharif came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to
Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!
Sharif asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to
hell so costly in India ?"
Vajpayee gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local
call Sir, while from India it is long distance!"
Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf
Hitler, and a Paki. You have a gun with two
bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.
Q. Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a
747 full of Pakis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his
demands weren't met.
Q. How can you tell when a Paki is lying?
A. He starts speaking.
Q. What do you have when a Paki is buried up to
his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a
Paki?
A. A Doberman.
Courtesy: Santosh Kumar Rath
